The New Yorker - All Humour

Sure, rhythmic, pattering rain can help regulate your nervous system, and trigger your autonomous sensory meridian response, but me? I’m wet.

And no one’s the wiser.

Orange-creamsicle lovers and a cult of soft-serve radicals, revealed.

It’s just an old habit for him to block the front door. If he’s stationed there, do not order delivery.

Rummaging through the classics.