Avast, ye ableist land-crabs! Me name’s No-Eye Nancy, the dreaded blind pirate. And I’m here to say it be long past time yer places of business be more supportin’ of disabled workers. I’ll tell ye how me peg-legged and eye-patched crew do it, and ye’ll shape up, or I’ll clap ye in irons and toss the key to a whale.
So what be behind yer shore-clingin’ narrow-mindedness...