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Hey guys, remember last week when the big news was that Capitol One had closed 350 or so business accounts for The Orange 🤡 because they suspected his many organizations were money laundering? Amateurs! The idea that the United States … Continue reading...

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I submit this is the most important story of the day. In 2017, a sailor told the President that the old steam carrier catapults were better than the new electric ones, probably in the same way your elderly neighbor says … Continue reading →

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There is a certain kind of irony that failed commander-in-chief Cadet Bone Spurs would send a ship named after successful commander-in-chief Washington to replace another ship named after a successful commander-in-chief Lincoln to bail him out of his utter military …

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Some Stupid To Start Your Day? Todd Blanche: "Everything that I do will not be the right path or the right decision" — Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) 2026-08-13T14:52:29.251Z Well, they cannot indict him for lying to them this time.

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