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I have decided to go natural — with my hair that is. My shade has been auburn for as long as I can remember. I started at age 16 with Egyptian Henna. Later my hair dresser convinced me to go to a regular hair color product. “You can’t control the color with Henna,” he explained. So, it was Clairol all the way until I found a slightly lighter color by Loreal and decided I ...

I am depressed. Do you have times when you feel pretty, like you look your best, and times of ugliness, like you look awful and nothing helps? Along with looking bad comes depression, sickness and staying out of the public eye to save them the horror of seeing me and save myself the horror of perceived criticism.

This particular era began with a bad haircut. Not...

I have a problem, a tiny sore. A small sore should not be a problem except for one thing. It is on the tip of my nose. I suppose I should not be so vain that a small imperfection bothers me as much as it does. I feel like Rudolph with a red nose flashing on and off.

I cannot go anywhere with this huge ugly sore on my nose. I make excuses to stay home. I’m not fe...