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Read Multiple Pane Points

Client: "Your windows are crap! Those aren't the ones we paid for! We paid for glasses of SSK V [safety glass class]; I think you assembled windows of SSK IV! I want them replaced right now!"

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Read Money Talks, But It Should Shut Up

Client: "My other investment with [Someone Else] grew my $30,000 in the past year! Yours only grew by $10,000!"
Me: "Hmm, after calculating the performance, mine is giving you double-digit r...

Read Come Up With A Solution And Bob’s Your Uncle

Client: "There's not enough room in the name boxes! What if someone has a very long name?"
Me: "Okay, we can make the box bigger."
Client: "No, you can't make the b...

Read A Chip Off The Old Block

I'm doing some renovation and home improvement work on a client's house. The client is the wife in a couple, and she's lovely. The husband… not so much.
Client's Husband: "Why haven't you painted the door fram...

Read Quake It Or Leave It, Part 2

I'm having a face-to-face meeting with a client. The building starts to shake.
Client: "What the f*** is that!?"
Me: "That's an earthquake, sir. The alarm will sound in a moment."

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