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My friends, for a time I feared not even Josh Duhamel’s steadfast forelock would be enough to see me through Ransom Canyon’s (2025) second season of high melodramatics and wild plot arcs. But I dug deep into my mediocre-television watching reserves and grit and was richly rewarded with one very ridiculous scene in episode 7, …

You, Me & Tuscany (2026) is the kind of perfectly pleasant treat for your eyeballs that’s best devoured in one sitting and without any additions of critical thinking. Delightful! What it might lack in actual romantical sparks or chemistry between its leads is largely balanced out by the charm that oozes from every inch of …

Friends, I feel like I wandered alone in the rom-com wilderness for many days before stumbling across 40 Dates and 40 Nights (2026), which was a like balm upon my poor arid eyeballs and sated my gnawing need for wit and humor and romantic chemistry and a woman getting ahead without the usual patriarchal backhand. …